• baby: m-m-m
  • mom: mom?? mama?
  • baby: m-m...m
  • mom: you're almost there!
  • baby: mikasa ackerman is not an obsessive and over protective stalker. she is insanely skilled and strong both mentally and physically. she is worth 100 men on the battlefield. she is a queen. she is a GODDESS. please step on me


this is literally what it’s like to be 21




I actually really like this ad campaign.


european airports tho

(Source: drawing-interrupted)


did you just say the n word?

white person:



still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

(Source: gayathrik1611)



and i especially love the idea of his fakey bruce wayne-y acting he has a watch collection he has a wing of japanese art at the Met named after him and he stumbles around at the gala opening smiling benignly and asking people to explain things and then mispronouncing them and acting all embarrassed and being photographed rollerskating (badly) next to a model in the jogging lane of gotham central park and his cars are brightly coloured and difficult to insure and how he’s at a bar and the news flicks over to a story of a breakout at Arkham and he gets all still and whoever’s at his elbow is like ‘hey bruce - what’s with you?’ and idris!bruce just says ‘i have that same shirt as the news anchor - does mine look that bad?? you’d tell me right?’ (all tags from harrietvane)

(Source: tildren)


u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists


i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

(Source: porndirector)

28,478 plays You've Got Time Regina Spektor You've Got Time


you’ve got time // regina spektor

remember all their faces
remember all their voices
everything is different
the second time around


my computer is dead.




imagine how cool it would have been to have hazel/reyna bonding over scipio. so Cool wow

and now scipio is dead because Reyna had to put him down

*covers your mouth* *leads you out of the room*